Tuesday 13 January 2015

How To Kill An Ant

Just sharing....

Question: "How to kill an ant?"
Asked in an exam for 10 marks!

Student:
1. Mix chilli powder with sugar, &...
2. Keep it outside the ant's hole
3. After eating, ant will search for some water near a water tank.
4. Push ant in to it!
5. Now ant will go to dry itself near fire,
6. When it reaches fire,
7. put a bomb into the fire!
8. Then admit wounded ant in icu!
9. And then, remove oxygen mask from it's mouth and
10. kill the ant

Moral:
Don't play with students!
They can do any thing for 10 marks!!!

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